let's do the time warp...again

as it turns out, it's quite difficult to plan a wedding without the help of a coordinating professional. there are lists. there are shopping trips. (did i mention i love to shop? well, that's because i don't.) there are overzealous plans. there are militant fiance's chasing you down with lists and schedules.

in all of this flurry, one must also retain employment as the wedding industry is probably the most lucrative there is. say you're getting married and every price triples. it's quite obnoxious.

so here we are, two weeks after my wedding with you having no idea how we got there, how it went, or if we gave up and ran to reno to elope. i know you're just beside yourself. so to ease your mind and to clear my many drafts, i'm going to be posting all the stories i only wish i'd had time to post during the planning and scheduling and scurrying of it all. enjoy.